Tuesday, September 25, 2012


Friday Part 1

 

We left the next morning at 8am.  Paul and Betsy had let us know they would be getting to The Point for lunch at about 1:00 pm.  Based on what I had heard of the food, it was very important to get to The Point for lunch.  Very important.  Seeing Paul and Betsy would be an added benefit. 

 

We had a beautiful drive through Adirondack Park and eventually arrived at Saranac Lake.  The GPS took us up an unmarked road past some unremarkable houses until we eventually arrived at a gate that spelled out, in iconic Adirondack twig-work, "The Point".  We had arrived.

 

When we got to the gate we punched in the code we had been given and announced ourselves.  The gates slowly opened and the attendant came out to greet us.  She told us to drive up to the main lodge and go in to find our friends for lunch.  I wondered aloud whether we should check in, take our luggage to our room, give them a credit card, etc.  She chuckled and said the staff would take care of that.  She didnt seem to know what a credit card was.

 

We pulled up to the main lodge, and were greeted by a staff member with a tray of champagne.  I was told to leave the keys in the car and that lunch would be served in the main lodge.  Paul, Betsy, David, Robin, Duke and the kids arrived just after us from the Saranac Lake airport.  Mac and Jill were already there I think and we all just milled around in front of the lodge greeting one another.  The key staff members introduced themselves, including Cameron who, over the course of the next couple of days, would transform us from capable human beings into needy, dependent leeches, incapable of taking responsibility for even our most basic human needs. 

 

Interestingly, while we were at the Point, a YouTube video was released of Mitt Romney at a private fundraising event making a point about the increasing role of government in American life.  He claimed that 47% of the US population refuses to take responsibility for itselfthese people do not pay taxes, are fundamentally dependent on government through one or another entitlement program, feel like victims and believe they deserve free food, welfare, medical care and anything else they can glom onto.  Apparently The Point has the same impact on people as the Federal Government.  We didnt pay for anything, let the staff do all the work, demanded food and alcohol and were ultimately incapable of taking responsibility for anything, least of all ourselves.

 

After the greetings outside, we went through the lodge to the patio and had a delicious lunch of Salmon Nicoise with the other guests.  There was a crisp rose wine that was perfectly paired with the meal (and was head and shoulders above the Coke I had paired with my Big Mac on the trip up the previous day).

 

After lunch we wandered down to find our room.  We were in Trapper a nice cozy room overlooking the lake.  The Adirondack décor was charmingbearskin rugs, a fur throw on the couch, primitive outdoor painting on the wall, a bottle of wine and fruit plate on the sideboard, huge walk-in closet, and a fireplace.  The girls (Ann and Daisy) were very happy.  Daisy curled up on the bearskin as though she had skinned it herself.

 

I discovered later that we had code names among the staff.  We were Trapper One and Trapper Two.  Daisy may have been Trapper Yapper for all I know.  The staff had a pretty good view of the property and most of the guest houses from the large kitchen window.  When we would go off on a walk or a boat ride, someone would radio that Trapper One and Two had flown the nest and they would send someone down to straighten up the room and leave us wine, cheese, water, you name it (whatever we didnt eat we stole when we left).

 Trapper Two and Trapper Yapper

After getting settled we wandered back up to the lodge to find out what the plan was.  There we found Sam befriending the Chef.  Sam Shiverick, Pauls son, is an engaging young guy that you cant help but like.  He is also 65 and 25 years old and therefore has a prodigious appetite.  The salad Nicoise at lunch was a mere hors doeuvre for Samit didnt even move the needle.  He sidled up to the chef, complimented his cooking and asked him if he had anything else to eat.  The chef, eager to fill the gnawing hole in Sams stomach, suggested truffle frites and a plate of cured meat.  Sam signaled his approval and promptly tucked into the large plate of food that the chef produced (with Uncle Bobs help).

 Chef Mark

It was fun having the kids there.  Sam was working as a geologist for an energy company in Colorado.  Jane was working for David selling wine in New York and apparently was doing a great job.  Hope was working for another wine distributor in Southern California for the summer.  We had to laugh when Hope told us her wine company had taught her the 7 secrets of selling.  David, who has been selling wine since he was Hopes age, was eager to find out what these were.  He said that he was intimately familiar with the Seven Deadly Sins, but unfamiliar with the 7 secrets.

 Little Hope

There was a printed schedule of events in our room which we had studied carefully.  There was a croquet match, a scavenger hunt, boat rides and several other events planned.  Betsy, a very talented hostess, recognized that this dysfunctional group of her husbands friends was unlikely to comply with any prearranged plan and had the wisdom to tell us to just ignore the schedule.  As the weekend progressed, it became clear that anything noted on the schedule was certain not to happen.   

 

The group had decided to go on a boat ride around the lake.  The Point has a large wooden speedboat, a larger wooden cocktail yacht (not sure if cocktail yacht is the correct nautical name, but Im pretty sure it was used exclusively for booze cruises), a water ski boat and several small wooden electric powered boats to putter around the cove.  I believe there were two full time employees at the boathouse at all times, standing by against the possibility that one of the guests might get it into their heads to go out on the water.  Of course the boathouse has a full bar so these two would almost certainly be qualified to make you the stiff drink of your choice as well.  A tried and true combinationalcohol and boating.  In this case with two full time enablers.

 

We hopped into the wooden speedboat with perhaps eight of the other guests and Daisy.  Cameron piloted the boat and gave us a little history lesson on Saranac Lake.  There were a host of robber barons who built so-called Great Camps on the lake.  These were in a vernacular Adirondack style that was said to be influenced by the British Arts and Crafts Movement.  The rustic simplicity of the architectural style was belied by the scale of these places, some of which had over 30 buildings surrounding massive main lodges.  Some of these have burned down or been demolished and others have been sold piecemeal to cottagers.  A few continue as grand properties owned by wealthy families.

 Point Gangstas

At some point during the boat ride, Sam turned to his father and said, I think we should have a Great Camp!  Paul, correctly interpreting this to mean that he should buy the Great Camp and Sam should have the run of the place, said, I think so too.  Thats a wonderful thing for you to aspire to.  Work hard.  Or something like that.  In any event, we didnt hear any more chatter from Sam about acquiring a Great Camp.

 

Lunch and the boat ride put me in the proper frame of mind for a nap.  The entire Mueller family, including the ugly dog-faced baby, retired to Trapper for a snooze.  David and Robin had been swimming and as we got back to our room David was doing his impression of Michaelangelos David (albeit in a towel, thank God) on the deck above us which led into their room.  Robin was scampering inside to get warm.  David felt very superior that he had been swimming while we were getting ferried around by Cameron.

 

According to the printed schedule, we were supposed to be playing croquet at this time.  The staff had put out a couple of large tables on the croquet lawn with snacks, iced tea, lemonade, beer and chilled wine.  Nobody showed up.  Thats how you stick it to The Man at The Point.

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